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    The Most Upsetting Video of an Automatic Chicken Plucker You Will See Today

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    Image of Duckspwn Duckspwn
    11/18/09

    In reply to The Most Upsetting Video of an Automatic Chicken Plucker You Will See Today
    No matter how bad of a day you are having, remember, it definitely isn't worse than this chicken's.
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    Image of MrBlahBlah MrBlahBlah
    11/18/09

    In reply to The Most Upsetting Video of an Automatic Chicken Plucker You Will See Today
    if you think this is horrifying, i don't know how you reacted to that airport level in the new COD MW 2
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    Image of jacobestes jacobestes
    11/18/09

    @MrBlahBlah: I just saw a video of someone playing that. WOW. Pretty glad I didn't just find myself playing that level.
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    Image of Anybody Anybody
    11/18/09

    @MrBlahBlah: psst... virtual people are not real

    and I don't think that Makarov put any of the bodies through a spin cycle
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    Image of MrBlahBlah MrBlahBlah
    11/18/09

    @Anybody: pssst. it's a dead chicken. You know, those things you eat for dinner.
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    Image of Anybody Anybody
    11/18/09

    @MrBlahBlah: hold up. I forgot what position I was arguing, could you remind me?
    I'm not being snide, I actually forgot
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    Edited by Anybody at 11/18/09 11:33 PM Anybody was starred Anybody was unstarred
    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    11/18/09

    In reply to The Most Upsetting Video of an Automatic Chicken Plucker You Will See Today
    Looks like Adam found a replacement for his, um, 'Ottoman'. I'd advise turning down the RPMs a tad, tho.
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    Image of Coolmodo Coolmodo
    11/18/09

    In reply to The Most Upsetting Video of an Automatic Chicken Plucker You Will See Today
    I would say that chicken is absolutely Phucked.
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    Image of se7a7n7 se7a7n7
    11/18/09

    In reply to The Most Upsetting Video of an Automatic Chicken Plucker You Will See Today
    Keep plucking that chicken Gizmodo.
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    Image of jinushaun jinushaun
    11/18/09

    In reply to The Most Upsetting Video of an Automatic Chicken Plucker You Will See Today
    Wouldn't that machine just absolutely destroy the chicken's flesh?
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    Image of BeyondtheTech BeyondtheTech
    11/18/09

    In reply to The Most Upsetting Video of an Automatic Chicken Plucker You Will See Today
    Sponsored by FOX 5's Ernie Anastos.
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    Image of phunnyballs phunnyballs
    11/18/09

    In reply to The Most Upsetting Video of an Automatic Chicken Plucker You Will See Today
    You think that would snap some bones and make them splinter which would be bad for the meat.

    But my grandpa used to pluck chickens and the rule was that you would cut off their head, and by the time they were done kickin, you had to be done pluckin or the feathers would stick in.
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    11/18/09

    In reply to The Most Upsetting Video of an Automatic Chicken Plucker You Will See Today
    It would be horrifying if the chicken were still alive, I am just wondering what this does to the consistency of the meat.
    There is an abundance of chicken being consumed in this country, you think your drumsticks just magically appear?
    Don't get me wrong, I eat meat. Lets just get real about how your food goes from the farms to your plate people.
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    Image of Joe Stoner Joe Stoner
    11/18/09

    In reply to The Most Upsetting Video of an Automatic Chicken Plucker You Will See Today
    That is one sick pluck! And with something like this, you can finally go pluck, yourself!
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    Image of Zerod Zunaro Zerod Zunaro
    11/18/09

    In reply to The Most Upsetting Video of an Automatic Chicken Plucker You Will See Today
    Call me a sick bastard, but with out the head flailing around, it wouldn't be disgusting at all.
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    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    11/18/09

    In reply to The Most Upsetting Video of an Automatic Chicken Plucker You Will See Today
    Ok... now we need to do a series of videos shoving furry dead stuff there and name it "Will it pluck?"

    Ookeydokeypokey
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/18/09

    In reply to The Most Upsetting Video of an Automatic Chicken Plucker You Will See Today
    This is nothing. You should see your uncle open the shell of a sea turtle like a cooler alive when you're 7 years old. That is some horrifying shit, and I still remember the smell.
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    Image of solaseria solaseria
    11/18/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Was it really necessary to attempt to 'one-up' an automatic chicken plucker with another story?
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    Image of m4ximusprim3 m4ximusprim3
    11/18/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Yeah, I had to clean deer when I was about 10. I know it's necessary and natural and whatnot, but cutting open a deer stomach and watching the organs fall out is just not good.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/18/09

    @solaseria: It's not a matter of what's necessary, but rather what I feel like doing.
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    Image of solaseria solaseria
    11/18/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Fair enough
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/18/09

    @m4ximusprim3: You should've watched the instructional video hosted by Harrison Ford featuring Mark Hamill for the demonstration.
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    Image of lifestar lifestar
    11/18/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Well, my father did a more humane thing and killed the turtle with boiling hot water on it first. It also helped with forcing it to evacuate all of its poop before going and ripping the shell out.

    I miss turtle soap come to think of it!
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    Image of Gann Gann
    11/18/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: I agreed once to help my uncle cook some crabs down on the beach by his house. Sounded fun. Then he had me rip the shell off, snap the poor little guy in half and sling his guts all over the sand before tossing him in the water. All while he was alive and fighting me for his life. My first one took awhile - poor guy suffered quite a bit.

    It was a little traumatic, but they were delicious... I think everyone should have to kill their food once in their life.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/18/09

    @lifestar: I find that a lot of the people in smaller islands in the Carribean are not as familiar with humane when it comes to sea creatures.

    In Carriacou, for example, they have great fun harpooning dolphins from their little boats.
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    11/18/09

    In reply to The Most Upsetting Video of an Automatic Chicken Plucker You Will See Today
    You can hear the cries of its chicken brethren in the background. This is terrifying.
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    Image of JackTheTripper JackTheTripper
    11/18/09

    In reply to The Most Upsetting Video of an Automatic Chicken Plucker You Will See Today
    And it tenderizes it too!
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