Sean Spicer Reportedly Apologizes to Britain For Talking Shit [Updated: White House Says It Wasn't a Formal Apology Because The Trump White House Can Never Apologize Why Would We Apologize When We Haven't Done Anything Wrong]

Sean Spicer, White House Press Secretary and occasional Easter Bunny, went on national TV yesterday and said that President Obama used British intelligence sources to spy on Donald Trump. GCHQ, the British equivalent of the NSA, responded with a rare public statement flatly denying the charge. And now Spicer has…

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Republicans Actually Named an Obamacare Replacement Bill the 'World's Greatest Healthcare Plan of 2017' and I Think I Might Be Losing My Mind Oh Fuck This Can't Be Real Life 

You know how Obamacare’s real name is The Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act? Well, guess what Republicans recently submitted as an official name of what might eventually become known as Trumpcare? The World’s Greatest Healthcare Plan of 2017. That’s what it’s really called.

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