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    Image of Xelmon Xelmon
    11/20/09

    In reply to Guy Marries Video Game, We Don't Judge
    *shakes his head*

    Hmm... Well...

    *shakes his head again*
    *shrugs*

    No idea how to react. Good for him? ?=\
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    11/20/09

    In reply to Guy Marries Video Game, We Don't Judge
    HA! Tiny Cartridge links it to Gizmodo.jp.

    The circle of life.
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    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    11/20/09

    In reply to Guy Marries Video Game, We Don't Judge
    And the best part: This is prone to be better than most marriages out there.
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    Image of tenazrael tenazrael
    11/20/09

    @Bokusatsu_Tenshi: In what sense? The fact that he can't have sex with her already makes it the worst marriage ever! Why would you get married to someone if you couldn't even have sex with them.

    And trust me, it sounds like this guy won't be having sex with anyone ever in his lifetime.
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    Image of iElvis iElvis
    11/20/09

    @tenazrael: I think you just answered your own question. Could be this is the best he's going to do.
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    Image of taniquetil taniquetil
    11/20/09

    In reply to Guy Marries Video Game, We Don't Judge
    Come on people, you guys are missing the bright side.

    This guy has now permanently removed himself from the human gene pool. Everyone wins!
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/20/09

    In reply to Guy Marries Video Game, We Don't Judge
    With a rash of crazy ass things happening in the world, I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Just the same, this jiggers the imagination. The character can't decide to leave you, and if someone were to steal his DS, would he file kidnapping charges?

    That man kidnapped my wife!

    According to the statement he stole your DS, correct?

    So?

    So, did he kidnap your wife, or steal your DS?

    Both!

    *Cop slathers hands with purell after handing back DS
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    Image of KaZx KaZx
    11/20/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: yes but if some one else plays the game does that mean she is cheating on him?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/20/09

    @KaZx: Or rape.
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    Image of Dr. Evil Genius Dr. Evil Genius
    11/20/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Purell cannot clean the images in your mind.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/20/09

    @Dr. Evil Genius: No, but drugs can.

    #tips
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    Image of Monty Monty
    11/20/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: True enough - I never would have thought that gay marriage would lead to people marrying video games, but apparently the Right was right.
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    Image of Dr. Evil Genius Dr. Evil Genius
    11/20/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: the trip you go on will sound a little something like this:

    In modern Pacific Islands, game marries you!
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    Image of OldSchoolGadgetLover OldSchoolGadgetLover
    11/20/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Hey sorry for the off topic comment, but I missed something somewhere I think. Why does the tips link show up now on various comments?

    Is it a warning from the person reviewing the comments that you are breaking the commenting etiquette?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/20/09

    @OldSchoolGadgetLover: I noticed it on the other comment I left in this thread, but I left it in there because drugs really can make some images go away. I'm not sure why it's there though. Probably a bug.
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    Image of AmishJohn AmishJohn
    11/20/09

    In reply to Guy Marries Video Game, We Don't Judge
    Hey, it's a perfect marriage! She can't spend his money, she can't fool around on him, she has built-in volume, mute, and pause controls, and if she decides she wants a divorce, he can restore an earlier save!
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    Image of Crashproof Crashproof
    11/20/09

    @AmishJohn: on the contrary, she's going to be cheating on him quite a lot...
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    Image of Monty Monty
    11/20/09

    In reply to Guy Marries Video Game, We Don't Judge
    It is okay to love video game characters but just don't love video game characters.

    Okay Nintendo, it is time to open your game systems up to sex toy accessories so we can move forward with romance in the virtual world.
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    11/20/09

    @Monty: What I got out of this comment: italics are innocent, but bold is perverse.

    I never knew. I always used bold so carefree in my life. I never intended to cause anyone harm. It was just fun.

    ....Is this what the guy who started AIDS feels like?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    11/20/09

    @OCEntertainment:
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    Image of Monty Monty
    11/20/09

    @OCEntertainment: We always talk about a fine line between acceptable and unacceptable, but I have found that it is not so much a line as it is a font style. What can I say - I live on the cutting edge of type face technology.
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    Image of Lukasz Fabis Lukasz Fabis
    11/20/09

    In reply to Guy Marries Video Game, We Don't Judge
    Initially, I was going to mention my disdain for this loser, but then I got to thinking about what this might mean for us as a species down the road.

    It's lame and stupid now, sure. A guy marrying a video game with a character that cannot intelligently interact with you? I don't think anyone here would argue that this is healthy behavior.

    However, it goes to show that perhaps love transcends flesh. Consider for a moment what will happen down the road when we have sentient software and robots. Are we to discriminate against couples based on whether one partner is electronic?

    I think, that for all his lameness, the guy marrying his dating sim is setting an important precedent for issues that will only become apparent years from now. Gay rights are most definitely not the last key civil rights movement. Androids and AIs will come next. I'm not even kidding here.
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    Image of SQLGuru SQLGuru
    11/20/09

    In reply to Guy Marries Video Game, We Don't Judge
    Did she sign the marriage license?
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    Image of Curves Curves
    11/20/09

    In reply to Guy Marries Video Game, We Don't Judge
    We are Woman, hear Us roar. (Unless you turn the volume down or take our power supply.)
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    Image of Zerod Zunaro Zerod Zunaro
    11/20/09

    In reply to Guy Marries Video Game, We Don't Judge
    Good f*cking lord. That may be the creepiest thing I've seen... In a long while.
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    Image of AmphetamineCrown AmphetamineCrown
    11/20/09

    In reply to Guy Marries Video Game, We Don't Judge

    What you are sayin' is if I bring a digial image of someone to a priest in Guam, he'll marry us? Damn.

    Meet the new Ms. AmphetamineCrown:
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    Image of Yinzers Are People Too Yinzers Are People Too
    11/20/09

    @AmphetamineCrown: Who is that? Google Images is about to get a workout...
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    Image of e2drummer e2drummer
    11/20/09

    @AmphetamineCrown:Do you think he does polygamous digital image marriages too? I want to build myself a supermodel harem.
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    Image of AmphetamineCrown AmphetamineCrown
    11/20/09

    @Yinzers Are People Too: Oddly, the picture is somewhat gadget related. It is Kate Beckinsale, as shot with the new Red 5K camera. The Esquire video is quite... er...

    I'll be in my bunk.
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    Image of Odin Odin
    11/20/09

    In reply to Gifts For People Too Busy Playing Video Games to Appreciate Them
    I've had the Sidewinder for about a month now and I couldn't recommend it more. Easily one of the best mice I've ever used and by far the best wireless one. The side buttons are what are really nice about it though, top and bottom are a much nicer arrangement than fore and aft.

    Also it doesn't suffer from the battery woes of other wireless mice as it has an easy to clip in/clip out play and charge cable wrapped round the receiver. Once it warns you it's low on power just unhook a few loops of cable, slot the plug in and keep using it as normal. No faffing changing batteries or waiting for it to charge in some dock.
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    Image of The Lab The Lab
    11/19/09

    In reply to Gifts For People Too Busy Playing Video Games to Appreciate Them
    How about a copy of Borderlands? Most fun I've ever had playing a game, Fallout 3 included.
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    Image of Twanzio Twanzio
    11/19/09

    @The Lab: The online is amazing. Turns a pretty good single player game into a hectic shooting spree of a game.
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    Image of The Lab The Lab
    11/19/09

    @Twanzio: I haven't even gotten to that part yet. I'm hours deep and still discovering new gameplay strategies in the single player game. I don't want to reveal my noobishness to the whole world just yet.
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    Image of SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!! SewerShark: LOOK BEHIND YOU, A THREE HEADED MONKEY!!!
    11/19/09

    In reply to Gifts For People Too Busy Playing Video Games to Appreciate Them
    I would probably get an car seat on a scrapyard, put some speakers, a nice driving wheel and some Forza 3 or Dirt 2
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