“DIY solutions are always tempting because of the possibility of saving money,” Larson explained. “But this isn’t like home remodeling where if you get into trouble you can always call in a professional later ... [the] damage could result in loss of the supporting tooth root, gum recession, or, in the worst case, loss of teeth.”

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Whatever, Dr. Larson. Let me revel in my dream of cheap orthodontics until they become detached and ruin my entire jaw. Or maybe not.

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