911 to Get MMS: Here Come the Emergency Cockshots?

Illustration for article titled 911 to Get MMS: Here Come the Emergency Cockshots?

How horrible it is to be a 911 operator? You have to answer calls from screaming/injured/angry/crazy/dying people all day. Their job is about to get worse, as soon they'll be able to receive texts, photos, and video of that misery.


The FCC just announced a plan to catch 9-1-1 emergency services up with current technology. Call NG911, they FCC is aiming for standardization across U.S. emergency networks which are not control by any one governing body. With this update, we will now be able to send text, photos, and videos to 9-1-1, because sometimes a picture of horrible shit is worth a thousand words about horrible shit. The plan also calls for first responders to be able to receive the text, pictures, and video, too, so they know better what they're dealing with before they arrive, so this sort of technology could prove to be a literal life-saver in hostage-type situations where phone calls can't be made but a sneaky text might be possible, or for those with disabilities.

At the same time, the potential for abuse seems almost too great. Imagine losing your phone, only to have some merry prankster send some shots to 9-1-1 from your phone number. Or think of the visuals these poor 9-1-1 operators are going to be subjected to. There's gotta be a filter, right? The plan also calls for a better a positioning system so they can lock onto exactly where the texts are coming from. In a utopia that would be great. In our world, where my phone's GPS thinks I'm at a Papa John's a mile and a half away when I'm in my apartment, this seems problematic.

In general, I'm for this. The prospect of saving lives is worth the risks and the potential trauma to those poor souls who will have to field the messages. Just know that their therapy will come out of your tax dollars, and they might need a lot of it. [The FCC via The Hill]

Image credit: Shutterstock/Tyler Hartl

You can keep up with Brent Rose, the author of this post, on Google+ or Twitter.


Operator: Please state your emergency

Caller: It's been four hours!!!!

Operator: ....