Do you remember the first time a Thwomp unexpectedly fell from the sky to end your life while playing Super Mario Bros.? Of course you do, it was as traumatizing as it was frustrating. But it also gave you a greater appreciation for Thwomps as an enemy to be feared, and a better understanding of why this cushion would be perfect for pillow fights.
The seven-inch plush block would be a particularly sweet way to take out an opponent if you were able to secretly attack them with it from above, like while quietly perched at the top of a staircase. Can you think of a more satisfying way to spend and use $30? [Entertainment Earth via Nerd Approved]