Click to viewSee Adobe's interactive wall, featured in the New York Times and in fact on Giz, fewer than 24 hours ago. See nerds trying to get exercise they wouldn't otherwise dream of, in the hopes of triggering one of Adobe's—what was that, infrared?—motion sensors. Enjoy the man-on-the-street critiques of this cutting-edge technology, and most of all, without a doubt—Look, flying toasters!
As a child, I was seriously injured by a trio of whirling teenagers trying to fruitlessly make a defective interactive wall do cool stuff. This left me emotionally scarred. So scarred such that I hate, hate, hate interactive walls. Anytime anybody yells, "Balls to the wall!!!" I am right back there in that bad moment, with that bad wall. God, why were you so cruel as to allow the interactive wall to exist? Why?