The cool thing about Twitter is that it gives everyone a voice. Nobody knows you're a dog on Twitter. But then again, nobody knows you're Ashton Kutcher's personal assistant, either.

I wrote a piece arguing that Kutcher was a coward for turning over his Twitter to his media handlers. Ashton, who in fairness is busy being a horrible person, didn't reply.


Fortunately, he has people who handle that for him. One of his longtime personal assistants, came to his defense.

As it turns out, Ashton, totally made Twitter blow up, guys. And don't forget. He can break it, too.


There used to be a Storify embed here, but Storify doesn’t exist anymore :(