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Blood Energy Potion Cures Imaginary Afflicitions Four Hours At A Time

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Jack pointed out the lameness and creepiness of the Blood Energy Potion, but it gets lamer and creepier. The makers are touting it as being the best way to deal with your imagined vampirism while drinking faux blood.

https://gizmodo.com/blood-energy-drink-surprisingly-not-comprised-of-bottle-5368809

Yes, here comes the lameness in pretty much the funkiest way of saying that something will give you a four hour energy boost I’ve seen in a while:

Blood Energy Potion is packed with iron, protein and electrolytes, providing up to four hours of energy. This blood drink features the same color, consistency and tactile experience of real blood, quelling those otherworldly cravings that polite mortal society frowns upon. It is important to understand that Blood Energy Potion is not a treatment for Vampirism, but regular use may help control certain symptoms of Bloodlust, including:

Unquenchable thirst

Irritability

Restlessness

Inability to control behavior

Insomnia

Brutal, violent attacks

Homicide

Odd choice of advertising aside, his creepy goop is now available for $3.99 a shot (less than the six buckeroos we previously thought) and I, for one, am gonna try it out just to see if it’ll quell those homicidal urges. [Living With Bloodlust]

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