A couple of years ago we introduced you to the privacy scarf, which was based on the same principle as this body-laptop wooly jumper, but lacked its homemade, knitted style. The idea is intended to provide "privacy, warmth, and concentration in public spaces," but in the end it just makes you look like an epic douche. And if you think this thing is useless, get a load of the keyboard jumper/glove after the break.
It just reminds me too much of The Blob. These people look like they are being consumed by T.J. Maxx sweaters.
My other concern is always for the potential for thieves or other such nefarious characters to come up and pilfer the belongings of the idiots have their head and hands stuck in these things.
I consider myself a very moral person, but if saw some twit with one of these over their heads, I would at minimum move all their stuff to the other side of the room.