How many times have you clicked "Agree" to the thousands upon thousands of words in iTunes terms of service agreements after just a few seconds? Twenty times? Fifty? Man—that is some world class speed-reading.
Clickhole, The Onion's new-ish sister site, has captured one of these millennial prodigies preforming his impressive scroll skills on camera. Those terms of service never stood a chance.
You know, that or we're all just illiterate. [Clickhole]