Create Some Grinch-Like Christmas Decorations

Illustration for article titled Create Some Grinch-Like Christmas Decorations

Call me a killjoy, but as I've gotten older the holidays have gotten less and less fun and more and more annoying. You know what I really hate? Stupid decorations everywhere. Let's spice them up.


Send your best entries to me at with Xmas Decorations in the subject line. Save your files as JPGs or GIFs, and use a FirstnameLastname.jpg naming convention using whatever name you want to be credited with. Send your work to me by next Tuesday morning, and I'll pick three top winners and show off the rest of the best in our Gallery of Champions. Get to it!

Share This Story

Get our newsletter


Do you have kids, Adam? I ask only because I am a slave to these small menaces of society that force me annually to create a ridiculous mind-numbing illuminated display. If I fail, it is non-stop whining throughout the holiday season. I have often wondered which punishment is worse. Adding questionable flair to our display is something I whole-heatedly support.

Aside from having to work in a retail environment in this season (which, I admit I did for nearly a decade) the only thing worse is being forced to participate in the destruction of humanity through supposedly harmless illuminated displays. Our children will destroy us all, I tell you.

Merry Christmas, anyway.