Cut Steak with a Laser and Make a Vegan Angel Lose its Wings

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Knives are so passé—it's time for us to be able to make steak with a lightsaber. The guys over at Instructables have put together a tutorial on how to cut and make a delicious steak with a laser—or, more specifically, how to cut the words "PETA" out of a delicious steak with a laser and then cook the letters to consume PETA's courage.


The tutorial details what your laser settings should be and how to maximize the flavor, but strangely doesn't mention what exact laser you should use—though I assume it was done with a laser etcher and a device to catch the drippings. With lasers being used in surgery, war and coffee-making, I hope that some day soon we'll be able to pleasure women with just a smile, a kiss and a phaser. [Instructables]



Wait, people are bitching because there's a picture of beef cut into letters to spell PETA, and Giz is now guilty of denigrating religious and moral beliefs? No offense, but some of you people are on fucking crack. PETA...who gives a shit?

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a lettuce to torture, a tomato to rape, and an onion to lacerate to make myself one kickass salad. Toodles...fruitcakes.