For no reason in particular, here's a giant hot dog eating Batman

I have no idea why someone made a video of a Batman being eaten by a giant hot dog, nor can I explain why I find it so mesmerizing. Maybe it's the ominous glowing mustard? All I can say is that, in the hot dog kaiju's defense, Batman struck first:

[via The Mary Sue]



I was hoping for a giant Batman eating hot dogs, which would have been equally awesome.

So I'll just have to settle for a giant Batman about to devour Wonder Woman instead.