Fran Kranz Takes On Oberyn Martell In The Bloodsucking Bastards

Cabin in the Woods' Fran Kranz as a soulless office drone? Check. Game of Thrones' Pedro Pascal as evil middle-management? Check. Here's the first trailer for Bloodsucking Bastards, an Office Space meets Fright Night movie where Kranz and his co-workers realize their bosses aren't just assholes, they're vampires.


Hmm. The trailer is definitely solid, although it didn't floor me; but I love Kranz, and after his breakout role as Oberyn Martell in Game of Thrones, I'd watch Pedro Pascal read a phone book for two hours, silently, to himself. Bloodsucking Bastards will premiere at Slamdance on January 23rd, with a wider release to follow at some point, presumably. We'll keep you posted.

[Via Geeks of Doom]



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