True story: George Lucas owed us some money and he wouldn't pay. So now we have the best office decoration ever. And until Carrie Fisher shows up in a metal choker and a bikini, we're not giving it back. Those are our terms, and before anyone tries anything funny, remember that like half the Gizmodo staff knows karate-or as we call it at the dojo, karaté.
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Okay, so who is going to play Leia and release Lucas and turn to him with adoring eyes and say "someone who loves you"?
Come on guys — not a single volunteer?