Gigayacht Actually More Like a Freaking Personal Floating Island

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How big and disgustingly opulent does a yacht have to be to be considered a private island? This big and disgusting. Gizmag has a piece today on Wally's luxury yachts and their 325 foot flagship. While Paul Allen's Octopus is bigger at 410 feet, the Wally Gigayacht can be oufitted, with pools, tennis courts, mini soccer fields, or the garden you see above. And of course, room for 40 crew, 24 guests, a helipad, and two 45-foot speedboats that deploy out the back, powered by the blood of the poor. [Gizmag]

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Come on down to Wally's Yacht Emporium where the deals are crazy hot, but you won't end up getting all wet.

Want a floating island? We got 'um!

Want a giant boat that compensates for... only one supermodel wife who of course loves your for you and not for your money? We got 'um!

If you need a really big boat, come on down, but understand I am currently under federal grand jury investigation, so if you want it before the raid, hurry in to Crazy Wally's Yacht Emporium!