Here's Lionel Messi Playing Soccer Dressed as a Light Monster, for Some Reason

A person who takes drugs dressed Lionel Messi up in a suit with a bunch of LEDs on it and filmed him at 1000fps with a Phantom camera. I can't stop watching it.


This is a commercial for an adidas shoe or something, but whatever. It's just mesmerizing watching the little maestro run around like a Tron ghost.


Beer, Titties and Left Turns

This might be the future of soccer in America. I mean the MLS has to try something, right?