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How To Not Watch Both Tonight’s Debate And Trump’s Tire Fire If You Don’t Have Cable

By Matt Novak Published January 28, 2016, 5:15 pm ET

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Read a fucking book. Or freebase something at random from your medicine cabinet. I assure you, the world will still be there tomorrow—just as shitty as ever.

But if you insist.

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