If This Skier Weren't So Talented, He'd Probably Be Dead

Candide Thovex is a professional French freestyle skier who’s known for his creative approach to the sport. Creative in this instance meaning incredibly dangerous and jaw-droppingly awesome.


“One Of These Days 3" is the most recent video in his freestyle series, following up January’s installment, which garnered close to 19 million views.

In this most recent video, Candide skis through a parked van, between an unsuspecting persons legs, over a helicopter with its blades still spinning, and into a goddamn lake. Sadly, his abilities keep getting in the way of his obvious death wish.


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very entertaining and well done, but by no means real.

sorry, you can’t ski over rocks and grass or through a barn like that