iPhone 5C Meta-Review: Colorful Plastic Masks Sure Are Fun

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The iPhone hasn't delved into the recycled slums of plastic since the days of the 3GS. That was way back in 2009. But with the iPhone 5C, colorful plastic is now in vogue. How much better has Apple gotten at doing plastic? How does it compare to other plastic phones? And most importantly, why should we want a plastic phone that packs the same internals as a metal phone released last year?



There aren't any core hardware updates, meaning the iPhone 5C is essentially is a rebadged iPhone 5. The same 4-inch Retina display, with 1136 x 640 pixels and 326ppi. You get the same Apple A6 processor, and the same 8-megapixel camera complete with 1080p video capture.


We're not going to lie. The iPhone 5c is gorgeous — we'd even argue that it's the most beautiful iPhone since the 4 and 4s. It instantly makes the iPhone 5 and 5s look staid in comparison. Sure, we prefer materials like aluminum and glass over plastic, and we appreciate the intricate craftsmanship that goes into building the iPhone 5 and 5s, but still, we can't help it — the 5c just triggers some reptilian part of our brains that screams, "OMG, color!" It brings a breath of fresh air to the iPhone lineup and will appeal to consumers at an emotional level


It's just slightly thicker and heavier than the iPhone 5. And while the 5C isn't as refined-looking as the iPhone 5 or the new 5S, it isn't a tacky plastic phone, either. I've tested plastic phones before, including the Samsung Galaxy S4 and the new Moto X from Motorola, and this phone feels more solid in the hand. Call quality was good.



Internally Apple is quite proud of the steel reinforced frame that gives the iPhone 5c its rigidity. In practice, the 5c has virtually no noticeable chassis flex. It’s an easy victory for Apple because the 5c doesn’t have to be a flagship device, and thus doesn’t have to be as thin as possible. Apple can rely on the 5s pursuing the as-thin-as-can-be market, giving the 5c room to be a bit thicker and thus feel a bit more solid. I agree with Brian in that not all plastic/polycarbonate devices have to feel cheap (see: HTC, Nokia), and the iPhone 5c definitely doesn’t. It’s a different feel than the softer/matte polycarbonate designs I’ve seen in that it’s definitely more slippery.


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There is absolutely no give to this phone at all. It doesn’t bend or buckle anywhere in the casing, which is what you want, obviously. It feels as solid as the 5s.

The iPhone 5c doesn’t actually feel like plastic. It’s strange when you first pick it up, but it almost feels like ceramic or a similar material that is glossy and hard. The manufacturing process that Apple used to make this phone and the metal reinforcement it used in the plastic casing certainly worked on making this phone tough.



Here’s something I think many of you will be happy to hear: In my experience, the iPhone 5c got better battery life than the iPhone 5 during general usage. On average, I got around a day and a half of standby, with between 6 and 15 hours of actual usage depending on my activity mix (more HD video streaming towards the lower end).

On my brand new iPhone 5 hardware, I’d been getting less than that under similar conditions. Apple is advertising slight gains to battery performance with the iPhone 5c vs. the iPhone 5, but in terms of lived experience the 5c definitely seems like a step up, and the improvements to the standby power management algorithm in iOS 7 really seem to be cutting back on idle power draw.



In practice, we saw better [battery] performance than we did on last year’s iPhone 5. With typical use – push email turned on, some multimedia playback, use of the camera, nearly an hour of GPS navigation, and some browsing over both LTE and WiFi – we still ended the day with charge to spare. The iPhone 5c may lack the frugal M7 coprocessor Apple introduced with the iPhone 5s, but whether it’s iOS 7′s optimizations, the new 4G radios, what’s believed to be a slightly larger battery, or some combination of the three, we’re now far more confident about spending a day out of reach of a Lightning charger cable



Incidentally, I tried to convince my mom to get the iPhone 5C, until I realized that she upgrades so infrequently, and uses her phone so much as a camera for getting snapshots of her grandkids, that the iPhone 5S is probably worth her extra $100 investment. So might the argument go for many. But, more than before, Apple's new step-down iPhone is a great destination for newcomers. It feels like the new baseline for the mainstream iPhone. The 5S is the "pro" model with technologies that need to be worked out; the 5C has less to bank on.




Granted this is just from having seen the photographs, but somehow—and it's unmistakable—Apple has re-engineered plastic into a form that is finally palatable to those who would otherwise have the taste to look away.

There is something so sublime about the iPhone 5C's colored exteriors. I can't put words to it. It almost reminds me of the plastic of yore, but re-engineered for a future that has, for us, arrived undeservedly soon.

When I first saw the color choices, I knew I would be getting one of each. That wasn't ever really in question even before I saw the colors. This is Apple.

The question is: Which will I be buying more than one of? Again, I'd hasten to say all of them!

The questions in my mind become more iterative, so I'll summarize by saying that I think I will buying the most of the yellow*

*yellow, Apple: I see myself on an redwood deck in the Willamette Valley. Oprah, Jennifer Aniston, and I help carry out the bounty of fresh-picked corner on a large, antique ceramic platter. It takes all three of us to bear the bounty's weight and set it down on a purposefully kitsch picnic table. In the middle of a prairie, the mountains behind us, the seas ahead, Ben Affleck butters those baby-soft, baby corn cobs, which were straight from the stalk and then boiled in a Swedish steel stock pot, filled with Evian. The sun is setting, but then it seems to rise again momentarily, as if it's winking at us all, acknowledging our glory. Oprah yells, "Hey-oh!" triumphantly. And in that moment, I shed a single tear as I see Ben Affleck smile through refracted light bouncing off a pat of butter he's gentling applying to the corn. That color: of the sun, the corn, the butter (Irish cream), combining into one moment that itself is refractive is Apple yellow.

Oh, but now I'm thinking of getting more blue! Decisions!