Ron Jeremy Mobile with ‘Groan Tones’
Sure, it’s cliche, but how can you not love Ron Jeremy? He’s like the Pope of Porn, except he brings his own feeding tube. Now the Hedgehog is following in the stiletto-heeled footsteps of Jenna Jameson’s Wicked Wireless, offering ‘Groan tones,’ presumably ringtone clips of Ron doing his special business. We sort of have to…