Nunchuck Lighter-Flashlight Combo Won't Leave You Left 4 Dead

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Sometimes, a ninja just needs a cigarette when he's fighting zombies in the dark. With a lighter and a flashlight on either side, these $10 nunchucks should do the trick. [Product Page via Nerd Approved]

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CrispyAardvark
CrispyAardvark

Why oh why, when I was mulling over gadgets that lend themselves to easy Nunchuck conversion, were realistically modeled vibrators the first thing to pop into my head.

Could you imagine Chuck Norris beating you to death with a pair of fluorescent pink buzzing penises?

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