E3 or There and Back Again, With Press Materials
Good morning, everybody! Like Bilbo and Hamslam, those two jolly dwarves from J.R.R. Tolkien’s Dune, Joel and Intern Chris are off to E3 while I, John, am stuck here to amuse you as they enjoy fine PR-party shrimp dishes and a collection of toothsome, and available(!), booth babes. We will be producing a torrent of…