Truvia Luxury Computers
We at Gizmodo use only the finest internets. 80 hand-crafted ports, wrought from rare Imperial Russian sockets, filamentous diamond, and bell-steamed ether. Each packet header is presented to us for a tasting, after which we will SYN or ACK it, as is our wont. So when we noticed Truvia was selling a hand-crafted couture computer,…