So this morning you and your manhood woke up in bed, alone again, thinking, “really, what can I do to improve this? Perhaps I need a “penis bodybuilding” apparatus that makes my outer self grow to infinity and beyond with ease and without pain? A slingshot-like device that attaches to my underpants? Is that really it? ”
Of course it is! Because we all know that the key for a man’s happiness is a penis as big as a bottle of wine with veins like lizards’ tails. And here’s a system that will get you that, according to the manufacturers. Really! It works! Ask Benny! And you can always use it as a real slingshot to hunt rabbits in the countryside. Get yours own for $69 (what else) on eBay. Hopefully unused or with every pubic hair removed. [eBay]
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