Oh look, another music-playing, fun time-having cellphone that we'll never get to see in the U.S., the Samsung X838. Featuring 1GB of on-board memory, the X838, shall we say, borrows heavily from the iPod: a click wheel-like interface is depicted in the released pictures. Oh, and it plays MP3s, which further proves that it's ripping off the iPod. There's a 1.3-megapixel camera on there, too, in case you feel the need to take pictures of yourself in front of a mirror. It's also supposed to be able to swivel around a full 360 degrees.
If nothing else, you can use the Samsung X838 as part of your one-man show.