Roll that spliff phatly, pack some fresh ice into the binger, and set the Volcano to "toastify." It's time for Gizmodo's newest feature, The Stoner Channel. We've collected our best high-times material for the discerning pothead so sit back, relax, and pass that shit to the left, yo.
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Hey man, you ever see Chase Budinger dunk over Diddy? You ever see Chase Budinger dunk over Diddy...in slow motion?
Stick some laser cannons in there and you've got your own Death Star trench run.
Boobies and bubbles. What, you want me to draw you a picture?
If you need me, I'll be in the back waiting for my testicles to redescend.
It's November 1st all over again.
Care to show off your handiwork to the Internets? If so, we want pics of your best buds, your highest-tech setups, and your bushiest bushes. Send images—960x540 minimum but we prefer 1600x900—of your legal stashes (no High Times ripoffs please) to atarantola at Gizmodo.com and we'll feature the best at the top each night's Stoner Channel. Put "The Stoner Channel" in the subject line while you're at it.
And no, for the last time, we aren't interested in seeing your wicked meth lab setup Jerry. Stop it or we're calling the fuzz.
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