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Smallest Penis Gets Free iPhone 5

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How far will you go to get a free iPhone 5? What about embarrassing yourself in front of your entire country claiming that you have the tiniest penis in your homeland?

That's the contest proposed by, a sex dating site in Denmark. Its owner, 45-year-old Morten Fabricius, has asked men to send photos of their penises to win a free iPhone 5. The one with the smallest penis wins.

Talking to Agence France Press, Fabricius says that "it's a competition which is at the core of manhood, the most important thing for a man. There are so many unhappy men out there who think you have to have a giant penis, but it's not normal to have a huge one [...] Everything has to be bigger, and bigger, and bigger. It's incredible how the media has frightened people from showing themselves as they are."


It's not only about size: the female members of the site will also vote their favorite.

According to Fabricius, they have only received six to seven images "but [they] have more trickling in, which we are vetting to make sure they are not stolen from the web."


Curious about your size? Use this tool to compare to others. [ via The Australian via Salon via Motherboard]