Comedian and Community star Joel McHale thinks that having your genitals fondled by a stranger as you attempt to get home to your irritating family isn't the worst thing ever. Hey, plenty of people pay to get grabbed there.
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Of course, getting screened by a TSA agent often entails something worse than a gentle rub. Like, a lot worse. Good luck, Giz flyers.