Turns Out Destroying Society Is Immensely Profitable
In a somewhat unbelievable feat considering Facebook’s absolute shitshow of a year in 2018, the social media…
Apple Is Blowing It
On Tuesday, Apple will report its first-quarter earnings, and financial analysts are expecting dire results. Virtually…
Actually, Mark Zuckerberg Is GLAD You’re Using Facebook Less
Facebook, a “disruptor” in the classic sense, has always been about rewriting the rules. Today it decided that earnings…
Apple: We Would Never!
Following news that the Department of Justice has allegedly opened an investigation into Apple’s practice of throttling…
Just How Fucked Is Snapchat?
Snap is fucked. Following an earnings call on Tuesday, a fifth of the company’s value disappeared in after-hours…
Tim Cook Says If You Can Afford Nice Coffee You Can Buy a $1,000 Phone
The iPhone X costs more than any phone Apple has ever sold, starting at $1,000 a pop. But Apple expects people will buy…
Snapchat Debuts New Disappearing Stock Price
Snap Inc., the parent company formerly known as Snapchat just released its first earnings report since its IPO, and the…
The Competition May Be Catching Up With Netflix
Netflix issued its first quarter user gains report to investors today and the fact that it fell short of user growth…
Mark Zuckerberg Made $3.4 Billion Yesterday, What Did You Do?
Yesterday, I got off at the wrong subway stop two separate times, ate a bowl of cereal for lunch, and fell asleep…
Netflix Claims Customers Freaked Out Over Price Hike
After a decade of explosive growth, Netflix is experiencing some growing pains. Though Americans are watching more…
This Superhero Is More Lucrative Than Batman And The Avengers Combined
The Marvel Cinematic Universe movies and the Dark Knight series may rule the box office, but the real superhero money…
Apple Increased Mac Sales For the First Time Since 2012
For the first time in two years, Apple has seen an increase in sales of its Mac computers. Not just an increase; a…
Four of the Five Highest-Paid Execs in the US Work for Apple
If you already feel a little hard done by when it comes to your pay check, brace yourself. Bloomberg reports that four…
Nokia Is Profitable Once More
For once, Nokia's earnings report isn't the kind of thing which makes investors weep like small children. In the fourth…
Company HP Bought For $11 Billion Just Cost HP $9 Billion
All is not well at Meg Whitman's HP, we learned during the company's fourth-quarter earnings call this morning. HP just…
Apple Only Pays 1.9 Percent Tax Outside the US
According to an international financial statement filed by Apple, the company manages to pay just 1.9 percent income tax
Samsung Sells 50 Million Smartphones a Quarter, Twice as Many as Apple
In the second quarter of 2012, Samsung sold 50.5 million smartphones—twice as many as Apple—which sees the company…
Microsoft Just Lost Money For the First Time Ever
Microsoft just posted its fourth quarter results, and for the first time since the tech giant was founded, it lost…
Struggling HP Slashes 27,000 Jobs (Updated)
HP's quarterly earnings may have outperformed expectations, but it's not good enough: the Silicon Valley company…