Marvel movies are known for their teasing mid- and post-credits scenes, but with Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, they up the ante with five of them after the conclusion of the movie. Some are jokes, but some have huge ramifications for future Marvel movies. Here’s how and why.
Wiz Khalifa was arrested last night at the Los Angeles airport for refusing to get off of his hoverboard. Yes, a hoverboard, just like Marty McFly. But Khalifa’s decision to ride his hoverboard through the airport wasn’t for entertainment, it was a principled stand and a deep commitment to emerging technologies.
Back in 1985 Tipper Gore testified in front of a Senate committee warning that children were being exposed to all kinds of naughty stuff in modern music. Sex, heresy and violence were destroying good old-fashioned American values. Won't somebody think of the children!
Miley Cyrus is some sort of naked alien in the glittery, emo music video for Future's new song "Real and True." I'm not sure what's supposed to be happening here, but it looks like Miley's sheer levels of body glitter are too much for the space crew that finds her on a planet, and their ship nearly bursts into a cloud…
Miley Cyrus in a thong. Ke$ha in a thong. Rihanna in a thong. Lady Gaga in a thong. Miley Cyrus in pasties. Nicki Minaj in pasties. Miley barebreasted, Rihanna topless. The young women on today's pop charts are stripping down, right before our eyes. And you know what? It's not very interesting.
Yesterday Sinéad O'Connor told Miley Cyrus to stop behaving like a dumb prostitute, but in a motherly way. Cyrus replied making fun of her past mental health issues. Now O'Connor threatens to sue the devil child, which has prompted Cyrus to reply with the twattest of tweets:
Sinéad O'Connor recently wrote Miley Cyrus begging the ex-Disney star to stop allowing herself to be pimped out by the music industry. Cyrus recently said that her Wrecking Ball video was inspired by the Irish songstress's Nothing Compares 2 U. So, Sinéad's basically your Jameson-chugging, slut-shaming, older sister.
Blame Miley Cyrus on Detroit, people: "Detroit's where I felt like I really grew up. It was only for a summer, but that's where I started going to clubs, where I got my first tattoo. Well, not my first tattoo, but my first without my mom's consent." Poor Detroit.
Miley Cyrus is topless on her first-ever cover of Rolling Stone, and inside, she admits that she's bothered by her MTV performance being labeled racist — and she has some words for people who believe her "ratchet" ways are nothing more than cultural appropriation.
Miley Cyrus's performance at the VMA's the other week (like, years ago in Internet Time, but whatever) was ridiculous, over-the-top, and embarrassing. But even sillier than Hannah Montana pretending to rim a backup dancer while styled like a disturbed child's mutilated Barbie was Middle America's response to Miley's…
Which famous singer, actress and widow of a seminal grunge star who committed suicide in Seattle hates Katy Perry but loves the twerking demon child for being "sort of punk in a weird sex way...like dark and hillbilly and fucked up"?
Last week's viral video "Worst Twerk Fail EVER - Girl Catches Fire!" was actually a staged bit from Jimmy Kimmel, he admitted last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live: "We didn't send it to any TV station, we didn't tweet it. We just put it on YouTube and let the magic happen."
The most powerful fashion magazine editor in the planet expelled this crappy demon singer from her December cover because she found her dance "distasteful."
After comparing herself to Madonna and Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus' first statement after her performance at the MTV Video Music Awards says that she and Robin Thicke have made history. She added: "now we're three days later they're still talking about it." Read and cringe.
Before Ricky Martin revealed that he wanted to take his clothes off and go dancing with in the rain with men in 2010, his self-loathing for being gay manifested itself in outward anger and bullying, according to his cover interview for GQ Australia:
Sadly, the united front presented by Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones during their shittiest times lately has come to an end — a source claims that the two have separated. :|
Kinja user Ninjacate on Sunday's Miley Cyrus performance at the MTV Video Music Awards: "What Miley did last night was easily one of the most racist displays I've ever seen." Her throughout analysis is spot on.