That Time Australia Threatened to Hold Frank Sinatra Hostage

Frank Sinatra in April of 1974 (AP Photo/Richard Drew)
Frank Sinatra in April of 1974 (AP Photo/Richard Drew)

This weekend Johnny Depp and his wife Amber Heard posted a bizarre apology video to Australia for not declaring their dogs when they brought them into the country. They were in violation of biosecurity laws and faced prison time. But this isn’t the first time that the land down under has been hostile to American entertainers who don’t show enough respect for Australia. In 1974 the country literally threatened to hold Frank Sinatra hostage.


Frank Sinatra landed in Australia on July 9, 1974 and wasn’t too excited about giving interviews to the press. In response, Australian newspapers started writing negative articles about his alleged mob ties. So after his first song at his first concert in Melbourne, he tore into the journalists, calling them pimps and hookers, with some particularly sexist language just for good measure.

“We’ve been having a marvelous time, being chased around the country for three days” Sinatra said on stage. “You know, we have a name in the States for their counterparts, they’re called parasites, because they take and take and take and never give.”

“I don’t care what you say about any press in the world, they’re bums and they’re always going to be bums—every one of them,” Sinatra continued.

“It’s the scandal-man that really bugs you, drives you crazy—this two-bit work that they do. They’re pimps, they’re just crazy and the broads who work in the press are the hookers of the press. Need I explain that to you? I might offer them a buck and a half. I’m not sure. I once gave a chick in Washington two dollars and I overpaid her, I found out.”

This, as you can imagine, didn’t go over well in Australia.

Miriam Kleiman, Program Director for Public Affairs at the US National Archives, has a new blog post detailing the “Frank Sinatra Brouhaha.” Kleiman dug up diplomatic cables currently in the National Archives showing just how bad things got.


The union representing Australian journalists demanded an apology the day after his remarks, but Sinatra more or less told them to fuck off.

Robert Hawke, head of the Australian Council of Trade Unions (and a future Prime Minister of Australia) seized the opportunity and intensified the brouhaha by mobilizing other unions. Theatrical unions cancelled Sinatra’s second Melbourne concert. Transport Workers Union members refused to refuel Sinatra’s private jet. Hotel union members would not serve the Sinatra party or handle their luggage.


So... yeah. Sinatra didn’t have many options.

“If you don’t apologize your stay in this country could be indefinite. You won’t be allowed to leave Australia unless you can walk on water,” Hawke told Sinatra.


Sinatra’s lawyer and US diplomat Norman Hannah had to meet with 30 union representatives where they negotiated for over four hours. In the end, Sinatra had to issue an apology.

“A funny thing happened in Australia,” Sinatra told an audience after getting back to New York. “I made a mistake and got off the plane.”


I guess the lesson is that if you visit Australia don’t piss them off. Best case scenario: They make you produce an embarrassing video about biosecurity laws. Worst case scenario: They never let you leave.

[US National Archives]


Matt Novak is a senior writer at Gizmodo and founder of He's writing a book about the movies U.S. presidents watched at the White House, Camp David, and on Air Force One.



Hostile? They have strict import and quarantine rules for a very good reason! The fact that these two got let off with just a slap on the wrist is quite unusual. If they hadn’t been famous, I’m sure they would have had to have paid the full fine.