The Censorship Towel Blurs Out Your Naughty Bits

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Nudity: it can make things uncomfortable in the gym sauna and the FCC does not condone it. But hey, it's funny! And it's even funnier when it's covered up by shoddy pixelation. The Censorship Towel brings to life the familiar blur used to conceal butts on television.

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Unfortunately it's just a concept. It comes from the Carmichael Collective, a Minneapolis-based company, that produces "creativity for creativity's sake," meaning they come up with a lot of cool ideas that don't necessarily turn into products. So it's back to your boring, prank-free linens. Or the tasteful nudity to which someone of your physique is obviously entitled. [BuzzFeed]

DISCUSSION

Bluecold
Bluecold

Oh yeah, I know all about the FCC

They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this

They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss

And they'll make you call felatio a trouser friendly kiss

Is the plain situation

There's no negotiation

with the fellows at the freakin FCC

They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of speical interest groups

Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops

Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops

Take a tip take a lesson

you'll never win by messin'

with the fellows at the freakin FCC

And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing

you're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling

Cause you can't say penis

SO they sent this little warning they're prepared to do their worst

And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you can be coerced

I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first

They may just be nerotic

Or possibly psychotic

they're the fellows at the freakin' FCC!