"One day, I will grow to be a great, big NES," the Littlest NES said with glee. "Just like you, papa!"
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The Littlest NES's father was indeed the biggest, strongest NES in all the land. So the proclamation, though one of just a small boy, was not to be written off.
"Actually, son," Father confessed, "your mom was a Gameboy. So don't pick any fights or expect to play in the NBA. In fact, why don't you just stay home and play some video games."
"OK..." the Littlest NES replied, sadly. "But let me get this straight...I'm supposed to play with myself? How's that work?"
And with that, another flawless moment of parenting was entered into the pages of history. [Arkov's Flickr via Albotas via Tiny Cartridge via The Daily What]
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DISCUSSION
I used to chew on the little red circle lego pieces. They looked so delicious. I used to chew on the flat red 2x4 pieces because I thought they were bacon.. Whenever my cousins played with my Legos they'd wonder why every other pieced had bite marks. I've since grown out of my chewy chewy bang bang stage.