Ok, we gotta hand it to the creators of this Doctor Who dildo — it’s pretty clever. Bear in mind, we’ve seen a lot of miserable dildos (hello sparkle vampire cock). And this still might be one of the weirdest yet.
https://gizmodo.com/twilight-inspired-sparkle-sex-toy-heralds-the-coming-ap-5344802
Officially called “The TARDIS Ticker,” this toy shows that people are thinking outside of the dildo box. Instead of making a giant ribbed TARDIS or Dalek, they created a silicone wang, with a tiny TARDIS suspended inside it. So you can literally make love to the Doctor Who opening credits. Hooray… *bursts into tears*
Created by the folks over at The Toymaker Project, it’s not for sale, yet…
[via igeektrooper]
