Oh, hey there. You just moved into the building, huh? How are you liking the neighborhood? Yeah, it’s nice. Man, this elevator is taking forever. Don’t you hate elevators? Yeah, me too. I like your dress, it’s pretty.
Uh, hey, do you like video games? Because I heard that there’s a chance that the Playstation 3 might get cheaper soon. Oh, you don’t? Yeah, me either. They’re stupid.
Did you hear about Ohio University? They blocked all peer-to-peer file sharing on their network. I know, isn’t that so totally lame! Oh, no, I don’t use Limewire. I actually belong to a few closed-membership file-sharing groups. It’s safer that way. Don’t ask for an invite, though! I don’t know you well enough to know if you can be trusted! Ha ha ha!
https://gizmodo.com/ohio-university-bans-all-p2p-activity-riaa-cackles-man-255525
I wish I went to MIT; they get free Playstations in their classes! I know you don’t like Playstations, but those stupid nerds get all the luck. You went to MIT? Cool. Was it fun? Oh.
https://gizmodo.com/mit-offers-cell-processor-class-everyone-gets-ps3s-255620
Hey, don’t you hate President Bush? Check out this key chain, it’s so funny! Oh, you’re a member of the Christian Coalition. Yeah, maybe. I guess I’ve lapsed. No thanks.
https://gizmodo.com/bush-office-countdown-keyring-255618
So Apple is opening another store here in New York. In the Meatpacking District, which I usually never go to because it’s so trendy. But when it opens maybe I’ll finally make my way over there. Do you want to come with me, maybe? It could be fun. Oh, this is your floor? So do you want… oh, OK. Yeah, I guess I’ll see you around. Bye.
https://gizmodo.com/apple-opening-third-new-york-store-255559
