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Tokyo Game Show 2006: Where's J Allard?

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Ashcraft continues Kotaku's tradition of "creepily stalking" J Allard, who's actually been fairly difficult to find. Like a fat man's genitals, you may spend a lot of time looking, but once you find it you're not sure it was worth the trouble.

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J's been working on the Zune in the States, but his first love is still the Xbox 360. Bodyguard, shmodyguard. Nobody can resist the combination of Ashcraft and McWhertor, two guys I still can't tell apart.

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TGS06: Where Is Our J? [Kotaku]

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So I was thinking to myself - what sort of whitty jizz can I come up with to impress these here folks @ the Giz... and well it came to me in a vision... an epiphany... a soul stirring flash to my mind!!! I was really lame and my only hope would be to share some cool facts!!

And then I realized that I didn't really know anything that they didn't already know... at least at this time... but I'd really been hankering for a long time to get a comment login... and I was ready to do something serious to get one... like invent something really cool - or at least like sacrifice the 300 GB porn filled Hard Drive (with Perpendicular Heads Technology) that I bought off ebay "as-is" to the Gods of Fire and toilet eating scum...

And then I saw this comment - directly above... and I though, wait a sec! By Jove!! Maybe I don't have to be as intelligent as I was thinking I had to be... so I promise to be really good and only post those intelligent comments or mildly humerous and no flamewars! cross my heart.

Sincerely - Brett!

-purrrr