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Tokyo Game Show 2006: Where's J Allard?

This image was lost some time after publication, but you can still view it here.
This image was lost some time after publication, but you can still view it here.

Ashcraft continues Kotaku's tradition of "creepily stalking" J Allard, who's actually been fairly difficult to find. Like a fat man's genitals, you may spend a lot of time looking, but once you find it you're not sure it was worth the trouble.


J's been working on the Zune in the States, but his first love is still the Xbox 360. Bodyguard, shmodyguard. Nobody can resist the combination of Ashcraft and McWhertor, two guys I still can't tell apart.


TGS06: Where Is Our J? [Kotaku]

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