A few months ago a Stanford Linguistics PhD candidate named Ed King cooked up a website that makes Obama say anything you want, spliced together word-by-word from endless online clips. There’s now an alternate version that does the same thing with Donald Trump, except that you’ll be hard-pressed to come up with anything more ludicrous than what he’s already said.
The Donald Trump Mishmasher works a little differently than the Obama version. It doesn’t appear to assemble words not in its database using syllables from those that are. So if there’s a word you need that Donald Trump has yet to utter at a debate or rally, you’re out of luck. That includes words that aren’t soundbite-friendly—like profanity. But there’s still a lot of fun to be had with the next president of the United States.