For 40 minutes, a bush fire burning across the Australian Outback swirled in a terrifying and breathtaking column of pure flame. The tornado of fire was caught on camera by Chris Tangey, of Alice Springs Film and Television, who was scouting locations in the area when the firey twister erupted before his eyes! [DailyMail]
Ok, seriously!? FUCK AUSTRALIA.
Because box jellyfish, taipans, funnel-web spiders, frickin' sharks, face-eating koalas, and half the other poisonous species of animal on the planet down there wasn't fuckin' enough?
NO, THEY HAVE GODDAMN FIRE TORNADOES. FIRE TORNADOES.
Why does anybody live there!?