What if movie Captain America had the body of comic book Captain America?

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Superheroes are supposed to have Olympian physiques, but this is plum disturbing. I chanced upon this image while writing today's piece about Deadpool. As you can see here, Ultraculture has applied the body proportions — not unlike Rob Liefeld's infamous 1990s illustration of busty Captain America — to Chris Evans' human frame. The super-soldier serum is apparently some horrible cocktail of blowfish and potato DNA. Who knew?

[FroDave/Reddit via RoboConnery]