Hey there Gizmodo readers, Sarah Palin here. I’m jest lookin’ over this ‘ere site traffic for tha’ weekend and I didn’t see your IP addresses in tha’ computational machinery thing. So, because I love you and this great land, here’s the best of Giz’s weekend wares. You betcha! • USB thumb drives: Now with beer. • Apple’s upcoming “Brick” may have less to do with wonky iPhones and more to do with a new notebook manufacturing process. • No prices or release dates to be found, but we’ve got a pretty in-depth look at the Blackberry Storm. • Apple displays are finally running OS X instead of Windows XP. • Everyday Joe Six Packs have no business thinking about or looking at Tag’s Meridiist phone.• The late Steve Fossett’s super secret project was a deep sea submersible that controlled like a jet. • Age old question with a hilarious twist: Star Wars Star Destroyer or Star Trek’s Enterprise? • Limitless clean fusion-based energy could begin… today! • Sega? Back in the hardware business?! Sort of, but it’s not a game player. • Paranoid much? Chelsea football club owner is making $400 million super ship that will dwarf all other super ships. Now, stop hunting wolves from helicopters, and get to the homepage lickity-split for the bestest gadget coverage ever. The End Times are upon us!
