Bling H2O for the Super-Idiots and Paris Hilton's Dog

The water salesmen have reached a new low with Bling H2O, arriving into the greedy paws of supersuckers in a 750ml bottle coated with Swarovski crystals and costing upwards of 30 ($56). If that doesn't make your blood boil, consider that the horse-faced Paris Hilton was seen pouring a drink of this shit for her little doggie. Grrr.

We're reminded that things like this happened just before the fall of the Roman Empire. Could the past be prologue?

Bling Water For the Uber-Rich [BornRich]