Perfect Spartan Master Chief Suit for Sale on eBay

I. Want. This. I want to stomp down Fifth Avenue in it. I want to dance on the subway. I want to hitch-hike to California. And most importantly, I want to do a striptease out of this Master Chief Suit. Gizmodians, I will do this for you on video if you buy me this. I'm serious. Bidding closes September 20, so you know what to do. [eBay via OKfuture]

Perfect Spartan Master Chief Suit for Sale on eBay

Perfect Spartan Master Chief Suit for Sale on eBay

Perfect Spartan Master Chief Suit for Sale on eBay

Perfect Spartan Master Chief Suit for Sale on eBay

Perfect Spartan Master Chief Suit for Sale on eBay

Perfect Spartan Master Chief Suit for Sale on eBay

Perfect Spartan Master Chief Suit for Sale on eBay

Perfect Spartan Master Chief Suit for Sale on eBay

Perfect Spartan Master Chief Suit for Sale on eBay

Perfect Spartan Master Chief Suit for Sale on eBay

Perfect Spartan Master Chief Suit for Sale on eBay