A Shark Sharpener Makes Knives Extra Menacing By AssociationS

Maybe scary things just go together? Why else would this shark and knife look so right? Created by the design studio Propaganda, this sharpener is aptly named "Jaws" and has a no-slip bottom for stability. It may not be super heavy duty, but if you just have a few kitchen knives it's a good option for giving them a refresh every few months.

The sharpener is $25 on Amazon and would make a way more badass house gift than a bottle of wine. Plus it will bring vague unease to the recipient for years to come. [Bless This Stuff]