Maybe scary things just go together? Why else would this shark and knife look so right? Created by the design studio Propaganda, this sharpener is aptly named "Jaws" and has a no-slip bottom for stability. It may not be super heavy duty, but if you just have a few kitchen knives it's a good option for giving them a refresh every few months.

The sharpener is $25 on Amazon and would make a way more badass house gift than a bottle of wine. Plus it will bring vague unease to the recipient for years to come. [Bless This Stuff]