John Fisher probably figured he'd gotten away with inappropriately touching that 10-year old girl. That is, until police showed him the photos his victim took of him mid-molestation on her Nintendo DS.

Sony announced their dual-screened S2 tablet today. It's not the only twin-screen tablet, but considering recent ill-conceived efforts from the likes of Acer, Toshiba and Kyocera, we're a little skeptical. With the S2, Sony's basically cut a 10-inch screen in half and stuck a hinge in between. How much of a benefit can …

Having an induction charger for your Wiimotes is a necessity. Having one that can charge your Wiimotes and two USB devices at the same time might be a little extravagant. Thankfully, at $35, the Konnet PowerV Duo a justifiable extravagance.

That's all I want, really. Just a cozy little spot somewhere underneath the D-pad. Or if all that construction turns you off, maybe you'd prefer a penthouse condo atop a PS3 highrise:

Oh, Thrustmaster. What heavenly delights have you brought us this time? Oh, the world's heaviest DS stylus? You shouldn't have. No, really. What's that? It's a projector as well?

In this Bloomberg report, we get a brief look at McDonald's own DS employee training software that's used in Japan. It's like Cooking Mama, just a lot more depressing when you "win." [Kotaku]

"Get your greasy fingers off that DS Li—oh, you work here. Sorry about that. Please, continue with your McDonald's training."

GDC is over for another year, but the omission of any solid Nintendo news—particularly in the shape of a new handheld console—was not enough for RPAD.tv, who spent the whole show digging for DS2 information from developers.

The Wall Street Observer: "Microsoft is working on controller-free gaming technology and Sony is developing a motion controller...Are you worried?" Nintendo's Reggie: "We do not fear any competitor." Me: Well, that settles that. [WSJ]