11 of the Most Absurd Smartphone Cases We Have Ever Seen

For better or worse, the world is overrun with some truly abysmal, positively ludicrous smartphone cases. And you, dear readers, have seen a lot of them. Here are the biggest offenders.

Because when the human race is wiped out, smartphone cases and candy-colored headphones will be all thats left. This is our legacy.

1. The Vape Case

Spotted by SFVapeMan:

I give you the e-cig iPhone case.

2. The Isopod Case

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3. "Timeless Styling rainbow pony iphone 5s case"

Spotted by VoodooDarlin:

How about an entire bedazzled pony affixed to your phone? Etsy will provide.

4. The Prosthesis Case

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5. The Brass Knuckle Case

Spotted by Robusto68:

Saw this in the wild yesterday

6. The Crustacean Case

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7. The Coffee Case

Spotted by ImmaLion:

Don't think I've ever seen anything ridiculous live, but Google Image search gave me this.

8. The Will.i.am Case

Spotted by Pessimippopotamus:

Mostly because it costs $500.

9. The Sensitive Leo Case

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10. The Elegant and Understated Case

Spotted by jschintgen:

literally just had someone ask me to charge this as I came across this article...

11. The Don't Bring This Into Any Public Space Case

Spotted by launchpad:

Perfect for use at any bank!!!