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Lego Masturbator Machine Will Make Mindstorms NXT Sales Explode (NSFW)

By Jesus Diaz Published December 27, 2008, 10:15 am ET

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While picking the Best of Lego 2008, a naughty reader sent me this Lego Mindstorms NXT Masturbator machine. It’s no Robotech thruster or pink blowjob machine but, if you have an hexagonal penis, get it.

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