Mar 19 2012
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You're tech savvy. I'm tech savvy. We're all tech savvy. So why do we still try to fix technology unsavvily? Just…
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Mar 16 2012
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You love your phone. You love the look of it, the feel of it, the way it gently caresses your thigh as you walk down…
Mar 16 2012
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High five: You got your shiny new iPad. Look at that display! Switch some browser tabs and feel the power of that…
Mar 15 2012
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People are always stealing my flash drives in the office. Maybe I shouldn't leave them out, but whatever, I forget.…
Mar 14 2012
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Beef jerky is really easy to make at home, especially if you have a dehydrator or, if you're less hard-core, an…
Mar 13 2012
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Cable is the worst, and these days there are plenty of compelling reasons to cut the cable not the least of which is…
Mar 12 2012
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Bluetooth in a car used to be a joke to me. It was a meaningless bell and/or whistle. Now, it's practically the only…
Mar 9 2012
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Michel Foucault believed that those under constant surveillance were more likely to fall in line with the laws of…
Mar 8 2012
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You've been humiliated for the last time. Tonight at your little county's county fair your sweet lady wanted you to…
Mar 7 2012
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My skin is really itchy, and I know it is not an STD because I am pretty lactose intolerant. Maybe it's all this…
Mar 6 2012
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Today marks the 100th anniversary of the first Oreo cookie rolling off the factory line. And while March 6th, 1912…
Mar 5 2012
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At midnight tonight, Mass Effect 3 will be out and the entirety of your social life is going to get sucked down a…
Mar 2 2012
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Hey, mom? I need to talk to you for a minute. Well, it's my computer, sort of. No no, I know you're the wrong person…
Mar 1 2012
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These animal print knives are so awful I love them. The blade has a print! What kind of sick and twisted person…
Feb 29 2012
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Marijuana. LSD. Shrooms. PCP. Ketamine. MDMA. DMT. Salvia. Ayahuasca. Hashish. I can assure you none of those have…
Feb 28 2012
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I wish there was a way to take pictures of your food without having to actually take pictures of your food. It's so…
Feb 27 2012
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So I was watching the Oscars yesterday. Well, not really. I was finished watching the NBA All Star Game and I…
Feb 24 2012
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I was mocked for loving the original Deus Ex. Maybe it was the way I pronounced the title of the game ("Doo Sex. I…
Feb 23 2012
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Why is this still itching? God, it burns, but the itching is the worst. I want to scratch it but I don't want to…
Feb 22 2012
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Oh man check out this totally awesome and rare 45 I got off eBay. Everyone thought the song was lost forever. But…