US Troops Won’t Be Eating the Indestructible Pizza of Their Dreams
War is hell, and hell still doesn’t have pizza. For years, the Pentagon has been developing a pizza-based Meal, Ready-to-Eat (MRE) capable of lasting the requisite three years all US military rations have to endure. In that time, it’s been breathlessly covered by the likes of the BBC, Business Insider, VICE’s Munchies, Phys, Mediaite, the…